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Yet Another Gouachey Robot

Gouachey Robots

7.5 x 10 inches Gouache (no computer!)

Jokes by Robots for Robots

Jokes
Made by Robots,
for Robots.

BY J. ALEX BOYD

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A rabbi, an Arab, a robot, and a Catholic priest walk into a bar. Only the robot exits.

A robot walks into a pharmacist. The pharmacist asks him if he'd like anything. The robot replies, "A soul."

How do you stop a robot from destroying you and the rest of civilization?
You don't.

"Waiter! Waiter! What's this robot doing in my soup?"
"It looks like he's performing human tasks twice as well, because he knows no fear or pain."

Knock knock.
Who's there?
A robot.
Oh, shit.

What's the difference between a regular robot and a killer robot?
The gnawing jeers of men.

What's a robot's favorite cereal?
Rob-os.
(Note: Rob-os are made of the tears of human children.)

Little Susie tosses a clock out the window. A robot inquires, "Why did you do that?" She replies, "I wanted to see time fly!" The robot says, "Ah ... A perfect subject for elimination," and shoots her with a laser beam through the face.

Why did the robot order a milkshake?
To blend in with the general human population, making it easier to infiltrate society and—in time—conquer it.

Why was six afraid of seven?
Because seven was a robot.

Ice Skating Citroen

RoboRut

Here the last one of these guys I do for a while. I'm in a rut I know. Just drawing without thinking or experimenting. 6x2 black prismacolor.

Cylon Pumpkin

How to make a Cylon Pumpkin with cool bouncing LEDs that are similar to KITT the Knight Rider car that could talk to David Hasselhoff that will impress your friends that you can do electronics but they can't because they don't have as much time on their hands as you do but screw them because you don't have time for their drama because you want to do what you want to do who cares what they think anyway why am I rambling on like this who cares what I think why are you still reading this click on the link already SHEESH!